Trump's Late-Night Snack Attack Exposed: A Trashy Revelation

President Donald Trump is livid after a new book lays bare his revolting late-night eating habits, leaving a trail of trash in his wake.

New York Times reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan detail in their book, Regime Change: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump, how the president's snacking habits have turned his bedroom into a garbage dump.

Sources revealed to Zeteo that Trump is “absolutely infuriated” by the exposure of his behavior. This comes amid accusations of a "very unhealthy" relationship with a 34-year-old aide.

The book describes Trump as a “nighttime snacker,” frequently discarding empty potato chip bags, Starbucks wrappers, and ice cream cartons. Staff had to monitor the trash after discovering he sometimes tossed out White House sterling silver utensils.

Trump's fury escalated to the point where he enforced a media blackout, attempting to silence his administration from discussing the book.

He has labeled the claims about his bedroom eating habits as “libel,” asserting that the leaks invade his privacy.

“At other points, he’s vented to some confidants that ‘I don’t do that!’ — to which some of them have sat there and thought to themselves: Uh... yeah, you do,” reported Zeteo’s Asawin Suebsaeng.

A senior Trump appointee expressed concern that these revelations, including his demand for carpet in his private White House bathroom, “Makes him look so f---ing gross.”

“The president sees everything, and he knows about the trash and bathroom sections, and thinks it’s complete bulls--t that it got published,” the appointee stated.

White House staff were reportedly disgusted by Trump's actions. The book notes that the area nearest the shower was often soaked through, raising concerns about mold growth underneath.

To appease Trump, staff laid down small pieces of carpet over the larger one, rotating and drying them to keep him satisfied.

“If you need to be told why a carpeted bathroom is disgusting, you are likely either a child or the most powerful person alive today,” Suebsaeng remarked.

This scandal follows a chilling discovery at the bottom of the Washington DC Reflecting Pool that further exposes Trump.