Trump's Midnight Meltdown: "Sit Back and Relax" While He Rants on Iran

President Donald Trump unleashed a late-night tirade, demanding Americans to "sit back and relax" while he tackles the Iran situation. This bizarre message hit Truth Social at 1 a.m., where he claimed, "Iran really wants to make a deal, and it will be a good one for the U.S.A. and those that are with us."

Trump slammed "Dumocrats" and "seemingly unpatriotic Republicans," asserting that their incessant criticism complicates his ability to negotiate effectively. He lamented, "MUCH tougher for me to properly do my job and negotiate, when political hacks keep negatively 'chirping,' at levels never seen before, over and over again."

He faced backlash for his policy pace, whether too fast or too slow. In his own words, "Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!"

In another post, he provocatively questioned, "Has anyone ever seen a happy Dumocrat???" This term is his signature jab at Democrats. He revealed to his daughter-in-law, Lara Trump, that he coined the term while watching Hakeem Jeffries, whom he labeled "a dumb person."

Trump bragged about his recent cognitive assessment results, declaring them "perfect" and indicative of "extreme intelligence." He took to Truth Social to boast about scoring a flawless 30 out of 30 on the cognitive test, while also taking a shot at past presidents.

He proclaimed, "The results of my Physical Examination, taken at Walter Reed Military Medical Center, and just released, were extremely good." He emphasized that unlike previous presidents, he had taken an approved high-difficulty cognitive test.

Trump insisted, "Are the Dumocrats really surprised? In fact, this is my fourth such test, all PERFECT or 120 correct answers out of 120 questions asked! It is very rare that anyone gets a Perfect Score, especially when achieved four times in a row."

He demanded that all presidential candidates undergo rigorous cognitive testing, stating, "All people running for President and Vice President should be forced to take high difficulty Cognitive Tests. Congress, and the Dumocrats, should demand it! President DONALD J. TRUMP."

Earlier this week, he announced the results of his physical examination, claiming everything checked out perfectly. He posted, "Just finished my 6 month physical at Walter Reed Military Medical Center. Everything checked out PERFECTLY. Thank you to the great Doctors and Staff! Heading back to the White House."