Trump's Health Report Labeled a 'Complete Farce' After 'Handshaking' Bruises

Trump's health report, claiming he is "fully fit," has been slammed as a "total joke" after doctors attributed his bruised hands to "handshaking."

The White House dropped this report late on a Friday night, a timing many suspect was a calculated move to minimize scrutiny.

According to his physician, Trump is in "excellent health" and ready to serve as commander-in-chief following a medical exam at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.

Dr. Sean Barbabella's report details that Trump underwent a CT scan, heart imaging, cancer screenings, and assessments from 22 specialists.

Critics wasted no time tearing apart the claims, with one user branding the report a "total joke," while another dismissed it as nothing more than a "press release." A third called it "fiction."

After a three-hour examination, Trump declared everything checked out "PERFECTLY." He weighed in at 238 pounds, an increase of 14 pounds since April 2025.

Trump suffers from chronic venous insufficiency, causing swelling in his legs and ankles. His doctors provided dietary and exercise recommendations but concluded his cognitive and physical performance remains "excellent."

Standing at 6 feet 3 inches, Trump's body mass index is 29.7, just shy of the obesity threshold of 30.

The report noted bruising on Trump's hands, attributed to "minor soft tissue irritation related to frequent handshaking," and described it as a benign effect of aspirin therapy. A switch to low-dose aspirin was suggested.

Trump's bruises are frequently visible during public appearances and are sometimes concealed with makeup.

Last year, the White House revealed Trump's diagnosis of chronic venous insufficiency, a common ailment among older adults that leads to blood pooling in the legs.

The latest exam report mentioned "slight lower leg swelling" but indicated improvement from the previous year.

His doctor found nothing alarming, asserting Trump showed robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and overall health.

Observers have noted Trump appearing to doze off during events.

Barbabella stated that Trump's demanding daily schedule, filled with high-level meetings and public engagements, supports his overall well-being.

Trump underwent the Montreal Cognitive Assessment again, scoring 30 out of 30, matching his scores from last year and 2018.